I was riding home in the dark. The sunset was 16:01 and it was cloudy and no snow on the ground so it was pretty dark after 6 pm. I did have lights with me so no problem with the dark.
But then I saw some lights ahead, but off the road. I smelled something... vile. The smell got stronger as rode closer. I knew instantly something evil had happened there. But there was no way around...
It was a small campfire, with several small figures skulking in the shadows... you know, vampires, zombies and things like that. When they noticed me, they called out: "Who goes there?"
In my most impressive, deep monster voice I could make I answered: "MONSTERRRR!"
Satisfied, the evil monsters returned to their task at hand: trying to put out the fire by peeing on it.
Hauskaa Ällöweeniä!
( Happy Disgustiween! :-)
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